Malcolm Lord
Malcolm Lord

LAFFS AND GAFFS

 

DEAD WRONG read the headline in the Manchester Evening News during Mid November 1990.

Old soldiers are going to war with BBC GMR's Rugby league commentator Malcolm Lord over his gaffe, while covering the Oldham versus Bradford game last Sunday. A flood of letters and phone calls have followed since Lord upset war veterans with his classic line seconds before kick off at Watersheddings.

Spectators, players and officials observed a short silence at the Remembrance Sunday game out of respect for the war dead. However the hush was punctuated by Lords on air remark: "we are having a minutes silence but I am not sure what it's for. I will try and find out who has died."

Lord was soon put right by wife Millie, sitting next to him in the stand who replied: "thousands", although sadly she said this off air.


"That's the best tackle they've seen at Warrington for 10 years"
a pre-match remark before a World club challenge match at Wilderspool following the appearance of a male streaker.


"Rochdale Hornets are at full strength today, Charlie Birdsall has just pissed a fatness test"
an innocent mistake during a preview at the Athletic Grounds, where Rochdale Hornets used to play before it became a Morrisons superstore, and started to attract much better attendances!


"Wigan have got their tales between their teeth"
Another classic slip of the tongue from a match at Central Park this time.


"Warrington are in their normal home kits of primrose and yellow today"
A remark which prompted a group of Warrington fans to ask, is Malcolm Lord colour blind? Understandable I suppose as Warrington play in primrose and blue!

For more details of Malcolm's life and Broadcasting career why not contact him for a copy of his book "Laffs and Gaffs from behind the Mike"